- The Idiocy and Childishness of Frequent Protests and Strikes in a Massively Haemorrhaged Economy and in a High Voltage, Highly Inflammable, Super-active, Super-sensitive and Super-eruptive Polity

 SLEEPING PHAROAH: Awake O sleeper!

“He who is unfit to serve his fellow citizens wants to rule them.”
― Ludwig von Mises, Bureaucracy

 "Protest is the handmaiden of democracy.”

• John Odey Aduma.

Jagaban awon Jaguda… Wo! Wo! Ema ba mi san nonsense, eje kin san fun ye … she gbo? Ani she gbo nsi, eyin omo Najiriya?

Sun lo jare, it’s your turn to sleep! Baba miliki! Miliki Baba! Igbadu po. Emilokan is all about igbadu re pe te, and not about governance – good or bad! Huh, Ekun, E-k-u-n Baba, (make you) carry go jare. Anyone wey no fit put up with your OWAMBEGANZA should japa. O ye peoples of the world, behold, Nigeria’s sleeping  ‘Prezdent’!

A WARRIOR/GENERAL/FIELD MARSHAL WITHOUT TROOPS

Jesus answered them and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Ye seek me, not because ye saw the miracles, but because ye did eat of the loaves, and were filled.” John 6:26.

OF GOVERNMENT OF METROPOLITAN, NEO-COLONIAL LOUTS AND THE NATION…. BIN GOALS AND EMBRACE GOATS NOW, ABATROSS!

THE DANGER OF GOALS… how not to have a government of all louts, but GOATS (Government of all Talents).

Eni to je dodo, ko le san ododo

WHEN DEOMOCRACY HIJACKERS ABANDONED THEIR DUTY POST

Ho-ho! Ha-ha! Since coming to power on May 29, 2023, ‘Field Marshal’ Bola Ahmed Tinubu has been busy making endless political appointments, recruiting every agberocrat and all egboda (Yala, for vey worthless persons), efulefu (Igbo, for useless people) thinking he has all of them tied to his apron string, which as useful idiots, they would be deployed to manufacture votes and snatch ballot boxes as has now been the character of Nigerian politics, extending to 1927 and beyond, but when the chips were down, as always they will, especially during the August non-violent protests organised by the Nigerian people, excepting his TINBUBULUMS which form the core of his private ‘soldiers’, all his supposedly sophisticated metropolitan/urban loyalists in his fold scampered to hide away on the day of reckoning – stewardship and accountability to escape the peoplegeddon!

Also, where were the Adeboyes, the Kumuyis, the Oyedepos, the Kukahs, the Soyinkas, the Onaiyikans, the Chris Okoties, the Adeyemis, the Ichabo Bakares, the Gumis, the Ishaq Akintolas, the Afeniferes, the Falanas of this world when the nation exploded?

At a time like this, have all the churches, mosques, the businesses and the professions, business men and women, thieving politicians established food banks for their members from whom they have been collecting tithes and offerings to feed their unbridled dissipated lifestyles; have the business and the professions too established food banks for their staff or been given them food Mannalliatives/palliatives/allowances/bonuses, including providing free bus ride for their church/mosques members and staff/constituents?

Have all mega churches in Nigeria established vocational skills academies as I have been advising them over three decades now?

Have all the so-called men and women of God in Nigeria having private jets from all the money collected/extorted from their congregants in the name of tithes and offerings sold these private jets of theirs and given the money to the poor by way of building hospitals, offering the poor scholarships, establish vocational schools, clinics, hospital, etc?

The same question is being asked of Imams, Alfas, wolis who collect from N250 – 500 million just for a prayer session?

Equally, where were all the BABAs (bread and butter activists) when the youth exploded?

CABINET RESHUFFLE NOW!

-         WHAT BAT MUST DO IMMEDIATELY

Sack every god damned parasites around him and all cattle egrets that have been perching on his hunchback and form a new and dedicated, committed, patriotic cabinet loyalists who know their onions inside out and can truly, truly help him to succeed in that exalted holy ground of service now desecrated by him and his thoroughly useless cabinet members, members of his kitchen cabinet, all his aides, whether in the Presidency with him or chairmen/chairpersons and DGs of MDAs, including all representing him in that assembly of zombies, thieves, robbers, fugitives, rogues, etc, otherwise referred to as the National Assembly, which in fact, is not, as there is not such a thing in the Federal Republic of Nigeria, but the Apex Legislative Assembly (ALA).

But BAT where goeth all thy troops during the peoplegeddon, your only dedicated and committed loyalists are the Tinubulums, members of your private army and the newly formed TINUBU PROTEST COUNTER FORCE (TPCF).

Are these louts then to form the new cabinet and other lieutenants, including being appointed ambassadors to close the yawning gap at international level, where Nigeria under Muhammadu Buhari was just a dot in the global circle and is now a mere speck of dust, or you will still rely on all the “treacherous prodigals”, cattle egrets and the parasites around you?

BATTITUDE AND THE TINUBU DOCTRINE

Deconstructing BATtitude, BATology, Vanity, Banality & BATtitudinal Epicureanism:

1.     Scatteration

2.     Do as I say

3.     No argument, obey and no complaint – just accept/comply and say: Yes.

4.     Refusal: Maximum consequence

5.     The Dirty Secret Squad (DSS) must ensure the DISAPPERANCE of all opponents of the administration.

6.     Area Boys & Agberos must KILL AND GO!

7.     GOALS & not GOATS - (Government of All Louts, and not Government of All Talents)

8.     Creation and subsequent establishment of the TINUBU BUSINESS EMPIRE and POLITICAL DYNASTY.

9.     Entrenchment of Agberocracy/crazy as an alternative to AFRODEMOCRACY/CRAZY

10.            The birth of TINUBUGERIA/BATGERIA

11.            Nationalization of corruption – CORRUPTION IS OUR (COLLECTIVE) NATIONAL SIN

12.            Nationalization of violence

13.            Nationalization of murder

14.            Nationalization of DISAPPEARANCE

15.            Tinubuvallianism

16.            Adoption of hereditary privilege in public appointments instead of appointments based on competence, meritocracy and competitive performance.

17.            Nepotism & Identity politics: Endless public appointments of fellow ethnic nationals and cronies to maintain a foothold on Nigeria and ensure absolute loyalty in the quest for the creation and subsequent establishment of the Tinubu Business Empire, so he becomes the richest man in Africa and in the world, and by so doing get Aliko Dangote and the mafia for whom he has been trading out of the way as well as establishing the Tinubu Political Dynasty , including Vision 2027.

18.            The Yorubanization of Nigeria.

19.             EDI (equality, diversity and inclusion) is banza!

20.             Promotion and encouragement of metropolitan elitism as well as creating jobs for the metropolitan louts.

21.             Recloning our Nigeria in his own image

22.             Dismantling the military mafia and Aliko, their errand boy and subsequently entrench the Lagos/Eko/Tinubu mafia.

23.            Bolekaja philosophy

24.            Agbero creed

25.             Street fighter mentality – FIGH TO A FINISH or ma n’e perplex.

26.             Deliberate pauperization of the Nigerian people in exchange for palliatives/manalliatives. The notion of pauperising the citizenry – the very, very, very poor is the global government’s conspiracy against the very, very, very poor and handing them fellows/benefits/freebies/political and social alms in the name of social security to cushion the effects of austerity – economic downturn.

27.            Emilokanvolution

28.            Agberovolution

29.            BATvolution

30.            Jagabanvolution.

31. The Tinubus first
32. ONLY the Tinubus matter
33. Omniscience: TINUBU IS ALL KNOWING
34. Adoption of infantile philosophy – Me, me, me!

THE FORMATION OF THE MIDDLE BELT TRADITIONAL COUNCIL, IF NOT NOW, WHEN?

Repeating myself as I have been saying across decades, the Midlanders/Heartlanders are the only Nigerians who do not have a direct relationship with their country, courtesy of the so-called one North, now dead, dead and dead as a dodo.

And as far as the Fulanis, the Hausas, the Kanuris and the Shuwa-Arabs are concerned, they are nothing but mere abeeds (slaves), which is why the Fulanis who have been killing them across centuries now think they own them as well as own their ancestral lands, explaining the preponderance of terrorist activities in that Geopolizone, resulting in the displacement of millions, in the deaths of millions of the Middle Belters across centuries consequent upon the dispossession of their ancestral lands cum the superimposition of Pula kings over them, especially after having beheaded local and indigenous monarchs, dating back to the days of the jihad of Uthman Dan Fodi between 1804-1809/15, but which has continued to be carried out by the forces of local and international mujahideen – Boko Haram, Ansaru, ISWAP, Al Qaeda, Janjaweed with the occasional visits of Hamas, Hezbollah to show support to, especially the Shi’ites.

And to reduce the fierce pressures of attacks from the so-called unknown gun men/uniformed men, who are in fact, local and multi-national terrorists, the Middle Belters must wean themselves from the clutches, apron string and high-handedness of their Fulani masters by demanding self-determination within corporate Nigeria, asking from the Nigerian state, the creation of an autonomous region – TH MIDLAND or THE HEARTLAND or THE CENTRAL REGION or THE MIDDLE BELT REGION of Nigeria, and as a matter of utmost urgency, launch/establish the Middle Belt Traditional Council.

But do not all the Middle Belters prefer their WILLING TOOLS status to their collective freedom?

O, you don’t yet know that open grazin’ and zagoism are tools for land grabbing spree and territorial expansion/expansionism?

THE IMMINENT PULANO-ARABO-IRANOGEDDON IN NIGERIA, WEST AFRICA AND CONTINENTAL AFRICA

Again, the Nigerian people must be made aware that with respect to insecurity in Nigeria, West Africa and continental Africa, they and all Africa are not only contending with Boko, Ansaru, ISWAP, Al-Shabab, Al-qaeda, Hamas, Hezbollah, but they are also faced with the proxy war between the Arabs and the Iranians in Nigeria, West Africa and all Africa, and getting caught up all the time in the crossfire between the Sunnis and the Shi’ites!

As in the previous centuries, the Arabs are exploiting the poverty in Africa, luring with crumbs and engaging some foolish young African to spread terror all over the continent by killing, maiming, destroying with the sole aim of spreading Islam/Islamism and seizing lands for Islam under PROJECT DAR AL-ISLAM.

And I should like to bring it to the knowledge of all the security agents in Nigeria, West Africa and all Africa that soon and very soon all the existing terrorist organizations operating almost unchallenged will acquire capabilities that will outrival those of Hamas and Hezbollah put together to enable iron birds on a ‘friendly’ visit to the Nigerian Presidency, NA, including all CNIs.

But what should Nigeria and all Africa do in the imminent MEW (Middle East War), better still, the Middle East All Out War (MEAOW)? Just MEAOWing?