SERIES: Buharism and the Fierce Urgency of Now

PART EIGHT

THE GOOD LUCK EBELE JONATHAN'S WOEFUL ALLIANCE

By the fact of it having Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Namadi Sambo it ought to have naturally been a South South/Hausa-Fulani Alliance, but turned out to be an Ijaw/South South-Igbo/South East Alliance, cutting off the rest of the country to the undoing of first, Jonathan himself and his Ijaw ethnic nationality, hence it was very easy for the Nigerian electorate to bin him and his Government and perhaps, consign him to the ash heap of history permanently.
ESTABLISH APC MEDIATION COUNCIL for Settling disputes and appoint Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as GOVERNOR-GENERAL OR GOVERNOR IN COUNCIL OR CHIEF OF MEDIATION...ADJUDICATOR-GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION. Is BAT not a title lover and moreso, the longer the better for this dynasty-seeking adopted son of ALAAJA ABIBATU MOGAJI.

BOT AND BAT: BETWEEN THE DEVIL THE DEEP BLUE SEA

Whichever way you look at it the House of Uthman Dan Fodio has blindfolded Bola Ahmed Tinubu - and by extension the Yorubas as in the blindman's game and having been so blindfolded, observers of Nigerian history and politics, both in Nigeria and abroad watch them as they stagger and wobble heading towards the precipice or the valley of no return.
As for Tinubu, a man born to be thoroughly messed up, it will be for him as in the fate of all very greedy, self-centred, intensely ambitious, very pompous, all foolish - dynasty-seeking political officials who for self-glory often sell generations and their people to outsiders for a mess of pottage.

Having lost at the centre, where he had just been thoroughly messed up and probably had his balooned ego punctured by the superior strategists in the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, BAT has retreated tongue-tied with his bleeding tail between his wounded legs and deep head cuts to do local champion in Eko, his erstwhile political fortress. But I doubt very much if he has had any training in Piggy fight or mud duel.

THE EXUMATION OF THE NORTHERN PEOPLE'S CONGRESS

THIS HOUSE HAS FALLEN...HOW BAT GAVE VICTORY ON A PLATTER OF GOLD TO THE VERY FORCES THAT TRUNCATED JUNE 12

Although it was the APC that had campaigned and was awarded the winning votes through electimidation/couptimidation, the House of Uthman Dan Fodio went to the grave yard of history to exhume the once dead and buried Northern People's Congress to begin to implement the Arewa Planogramme - the Arabinization, Islamization/Shariazation, Hausanization, Fulanization and Arewanization/Northernization of Nigeria.

If June 12, 1993 was the day Moshood Kashimawo Abiola had his political machinery/platform dismantled, flung into Rilwan Akiolu's Lagoon - that junk yard of history for the political ne'er-do well and therafter sent him packing off into the the Great Beyond, June 9 was the day when Tinubu's political machinery/platform and of the Yorubas in the APC was dismantled and packed up, and then thrown into the Lagoon in Lagos from the far off city of worms and vultures by the demolition squad of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, led by Nigeria's political BULL DOZER, who kills his enemies at a time when their lives are sweetest to them, just as his ancestors did, this time with particular reference not to Uthman Dan Fodio, but to that Fulani 'cricket' Alimi the slave who fell down the Yoruba 'Elephant' at a time when Field Marshall Afonja like Napoleon thought he had conquered the whole world.

Only a fool like idiot Tinubu would want to ever think of hurling himself against the former PDM's chieftain who rides on the back of his roaring lion looking for political opponents to devour. As Abiola before the June 12 Presidential election of 1993 was wont to be boasting in the companies of his friends and close associates: "Kilo se Ibrahimu yi? Ko so rare-o. Awa la fi won si be, tio oba so ra won, ama le won kuro and fi eiyan mi si be." But this was not to be, rather it was his kinsman Ibrahim Gbadamosi Babaginda (IGB and not IBB) who for the mess of pottage of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio has been claiming Niger State as his roots instead of OGBOMOSHO, along side other household members of the HUDF backed by external forces who had been meddling in the internal affairs of sovereign Nigeria since crooked James Robertson played monkey tricks to play up Abubakar Tafawa Balewa , also of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio to become the first Prime Minister of Independent Nigeria to do the biddings of Britain - who ended his political and legendary business career, where upon, opportunistic Tinubu gained very immensely by virtue of being one of the advocates for the actualization of the June 12 Presidential Election results as a member of the NADECO. The same old forces that have been 'sand-papering' the Yorubas since 1817 to the utter disregard of Hubert Ogude's advice to these descendants of Oduduwa: YORUBA RONU!

After the result of the March 28th, was this stiff-necked son of Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji not all over the place thumb-beating his chest that he did it all alone as the Jagaban-General in bringing back Buhammadu Muhari, an arch agent of the Caliphate to power? Was I too not all over the village square warning this Abibatu's adopted son to be circumspect by applying some wisdom and discretion? Was I also not all over every nook and cranny of our clan warning this greedy boy about the errors and wrongness of this alliance, but Adekunle Tinubu would not listen, because those whom the gods want to finish, they first make them mad.

When the wise will chronicle Tinubu's folly, they will ask themselves rethorically as they bite their fingers in remorse: "What was the use of a Tinubu jumping all over the place kadogo, kadogo like a kangaroo - from Afenifere to NADECO and to the so-called AFENIFERE RENEWAL including running away when the heat from the raging fire of June 12 became very fierce for him to hibernate in the United Kingdom, only to retrurn and after a few years of foolhardiness, delivered the throne of his fathers on a platter of gold to the same principalities and powers that had for many, many seasons (since 1817) oppressed, killed, maimed his people and plundered the POLITICAL KINGDOM OF NIGERIA?

Some roadside analysts have been deceiving their readers that BAT would be compsensated with a BOT chairmanship position - bo make them go tell that to the horses! In the matter at hand, BAT is not of the House of Usuman Dan Fodiyo, but Turaki whom I hear too is interested is - and he has gone ahead of his opponent to level the ground by rubbing the back of his fellow Fulani when he gave him the ladder to climb up the Senate's highest Chambers - or do people not know Abubakar Saraki is a Fulani, even though he has been flaunting his Yoruba identity of late by elongating BUKOLA with the addition of OLU to now read: OLUBUKOLA as if to tell his brethren YORUBA ISALE: Emi no omo yi ni-o! Meaning: I TOO, I'M YOUR SON or I too I'M YORUBA...his father's monkey tricks including all Yoruba oke people.
Common sense tells me: One good turn does deserve another or "if you rub my back, I go rub your back."

They said one Buhammadu Muhari had been snubbing elder Shola's suckling since his ascendancy to the Senate throne on June 9, 2015, and I say this is not true, because no Fulani ever will snub another Fulani.

However, they can snub/ignore and actually exterminate any kafir standing on their way. A BAT in their midst has been flaunting his Muslim credential in the name of Muslim Ummah, but he has to know that an Ethiopian Jew may live in Israel, but he is not an Israelite. And for those who do not know, the second INTIFADA is not only at international level, but operational at local/national level too and as it concerns Nigeria - the INTIFADA is either between the Muslim North v the Christian South or just the North v the South of Nigeria lumping every god-damned Southerner together as when the chips are down, to the average Muslim Northerner, a Kafir is a Kafir!

But let us for the purpose of looking at the two sides of a coin reason that as the Arewa chicanery of swooping on all sensitive and strategic positions in the Nigerian Federation has by now become all too, too glaring, so they MIGHT listen to the voice of wisdom by compensating BAT with BOT Chairman, and if that happens, he will just be a mere figure head, just to fulfill the 'Federal Character's righteosness', this I can tell you.

COMMONSENSICAL REASONING

Do you expect a former Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to kowtow to an Area Boy from Isale Eko in the name of being a BOT Chairman?
Think! Think! Yoruba, ronu!

Lest I forget, John Odigie-Oyegun like Denis Osadebey has played his monkey tricks well, so might be compensated with the post of SGF. Don't ask me about Ogbeh, O jare! They sure will find him something to do.

But will this reflect Federal charater...OYEGUN in that post is Yoruba - Old Western Region! What is more, federal character is not in the political calculus of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, if it is, the nation might since the 60s have been saved from all the cataclysms.
And a voice ringing across the vista of time is asking this generation and posterity: WHAT ABOUT THE IGBOS? But the Hausa-Fulani never reckon with nyamirin...they still regard them as THE CONQUERED ONES despite Jack's deceptive slogan of NO VICTOR, NO VANQUISHED!

But let's for the purpose of scholarship, look at the two sides of the same coin, say BAT is given BOT chair - by my reckoning it would be better for him not to go for it as whichever way, landmines have been planted to undermine his authority all the way, everywhere and in every place. Here, here, herein lies the fate of a GIGANTIC FOOL!
And which ever way, BAT remains a BORN TO BE MESSED UP PERSON...the fate of ALL FOOLS!
In spite of, Nigeria with all thy faults, I love thee still!

May God bless our Nigeria and all of its Great People.

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SERIES: Buharism and the Fierce Urgency of Now

PART SEVEN

CURRENT ARRANGEMENT IN THE CURRENT DISPENSATION

Initially it was supposed to be a Hausa-Fulani and Yoruba Alliance as it actually remained so throughout the campaign period culminating in the COUPTIMIDATION of March 28th, 2015 in which the king who had travelled to a far off land was ushered back in pomp and pageantry and was handed back the keys to throne without ARGUEMENT by the then tenant-king GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN until as we have been predicting and actually analysing using our 'oracular beads', HURRICANE JUNE 9, whose force was greater than the TSUNAMI came and swept the Yorubas off their feet with the waves of HURRICANE JUNE 9 hurling its victims against all sorts of trees, boulders, broken down vehicles, the debris and every metal/steel and woods it has continued to forcefully carry along in the eye of the storm!

It was a wonder it had to be Shola's suckling from the AXIS OF PENDULUM/AXIS OF POLITICAL PROSTITUTION. There are many stories surrounding the cause of that TSUNAMI sparked by the mere and ordinary small boy still clutching his political feeding bottle in his mouth as he sucked/drank the pap therein - some people said he was just fiddling with something thinking it was a water toy, others said he learnt the rope from his old man, elder Shola, THE FOXY FOX OF KWARA, others said just one man, em, em one FATMAN - populary known and called FATTY MAN coached him on the hows of politics, I mean the ART AND SCIENCE OF POLITICAL TREACHERY and they said dey man also gave Elder Sola's pikin him magic book to read - HOW TO PLAN A COUP IN A DEMOCRACY and very dangerous books of his such as HOW TO KILL A MAN IN THE TIME OF LIFE; HOW TO DESTROY A GREEDY MAN; HOW TO KILL A MAN WHEN HIS LIFE IS SWEETEST TO HIM, etc, etc.

Recounting the story of elder Shola's boy's and his friend, Dogara, two popular tabloids in Bukolaland and Dogaraland notorious for their sensational-alliterative and eye-catching headlines hilariously captured their headlines thus: Bukola gun won ni iso lori (Bukola nailed them on the head!), Dogara ti gba won lati! (Dogara slapped them on the face).
Making fun out of it, the poverty-stricken people of the two clans would later amuse themselves by nicknaming both rebels variously as SENATOR GUN WON NI ISO/GUN MI NI ISO/GUN MI/GUN WON and HON GBAMI LETI/HON GBA WON LETI/GBA WON!

And the Opposite man one Ekwere was given the sobriquet: SENEATOR FOOD IS READY or for short FOOD IS READY/FIR and it was said the womenfolks in Ekwereland notorious for their light-hearted humour gave him the name COME CHOP or SENATOR COME CHOP or just COME CHOP SENATOR!
However, in this chaotic cobweb-like crisis, some clan elders in all of the clans involved in the messy-mess were said to have remembered a time in some distant generations when as the fate of all young persons who will not wait for their time, but try to run faster than their Creator were taken to a crocodile-infested river called CHOP CROCODILE were taken there by the venerable elders of the land who were mainly members of the aristocratic dance society - OGRINYA and thrown into the mysterious river and each told to eat five crocodiles and thereafter, returned home on their own, hence these elders rather than join the crowd to hail the clans' rascals, were merely reflective and cautious.

The oldest person in the land elder Wisdom, whose teeth had nearly all gone due to old age was heard saying the rebels had forced their way into the ancestral groves to steal mysterious kola nuts reputed to have seven billion lobes which keep growing and growing when a lobe is taken and said the rascals must each finish their lobes!

In APC's rancorous house the enemies and traitors alike increase every day, but something needs to be done:
Enter, Brutus:
There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.
Julius Caesar Act 4, scene 3, 218–224

SERIES: Buharism and the Fierce Urgency of Now

PART FIVE

STAY IN THE SHIP AND DO NOTHING...THE DOLOMITE OR THE SILENT SENTINEL SYNDROME OR RUBBER STAMP SOLUTION

Do you see a person whose house is on fires, but keeps sleeping and snoring and even when woken up by concerned neighbours, stutters: Ba frovbrem..how I for do? Muto yamutu...ba CHANJI! Keep sleeping then, Mallam!

AXIS OF PENDULUM OR AXIS OF POLITCIAL PROSTITUTION
POLITICAL PENDULUMS OR POLITICAL PROSTITUTES

These are rootless politicians as found in the Nigerian political class - to them its not politics of conviction and consciencism, but FOOD IS READY POLITICS. They are political scums and sacavengers always rumaging the political bins of the nation. They go for and settle for or get settled with GHANA MUST GO. To them it's not about principles and service-orientated politics, but politics of greed, intense ambitions and personal aggrandizement with the sole aim of looting public treasury having fat bank accounts at home and everywhere that is safe, properties, buying private jets, yatches, marrying many wives and having many concubines all over the place.
They are political contractors who without knowledge of construction are awarded contracts which they sell and resell and resell in a long line of chains until the money is finished, but at the ministry of works and housing you will find such inscriptions as PROJECTS COMPLETED!

ANY PART WITH WINNING WAYS (APWWW)

The NEW PDPers (npdps) are not likely going to put their eggs in one basket. They'd like to go where their bread will be well buttered or their vaunting ambitions will be realized, hence they are not committed to any particular political party. They are a band of boat rockers, spoilers of the worst order, roving birds, birds of the passage, pendulumic old foxes and birds who have lost their rooting abilities - a people to whom honour and integrity are thoroughly offensive.
They are like vicious savanna dogs who revel in purposeless malignity. They believe in BATian Machiavellianism of the worst type. Some politicians have been heard swearing they would rather kiss a very poisonous viper than shaking hands with anyone of them - and the wise elders have counselled that any greedy persons who want to eat with them should have fifty-kilometre-long spoons. Nearly everyone of them is gunning to be President, but it is worth mentioning a few with legendary inordinate ambitions whose self-aggrandizement is unparalleled in modern times. They are:
Turacrush
Saratraitor
Tinusnub
Kwaso who spent the whole of his years as a Governor watching the ceilling to prevent it from caving in on him.

LONA
THE TRIANGULAR OR THE PYRAMIDAL ALLIANCE AND THE MISSED OPPORTUNITIES OR SOUTH - MIDDLE BELT ALLIANCE

GOAL

ALLIANCE TO WHITTLE DOWN AND WEAKEN THE PEPERTUAL DOMINATION OF THE NORTH OVER THE REST OF THE COUNTRY
LINES OF NATURAL ALLIANCE (LONA)
⦁ SOUTH EAST
⦁ SOUTH SOUTH
⦁ SOUTH WEST
⦁ AND THE MIDDLE BELT against the core North.

In previous democratic dispensations, it was Eastern Region and the North against the former Western Region before the politcally motivated creation of or the carving out of the Mid Western Region from it in 1963, primarily to whittle down the powers of Obafemi Awolowo, but by 1965 when the so-called Caliphate North with its Northern People's Congress foolishly penetrated deeper into the heartland of the core Western Region of the Yorubas by forming an Alliance with Samuel Ladoke Akintola and his Nigerian National Democratic Party (NNDP), a situation which exacerbated the in-fighting which had been going on between the Action Group and the NNDP since May of 1962 forcing the Federal Government of Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa to declare a state of emergency that year in Western Region lasting six months in which Dr M. A. Majekodunmi, the then Federal Minister of Health was appointed by ATB as Administrator of W.R.

The NNDP-NPC Alliance of 1965 after that year's General Elections led to the second break down of law and order in the West dubbed OPERATION WETIE in which scores of lives were lost. SLA himself was to lose his life thereafter in the first military coup of January 15, 1966, spear-headed arguably by Major Kaduna Nzeogwu.

YORUBAS: ALWAYS THE LOSERS SINCE 1817

It must however be stressed here again as I have continued to do in my dissections of the origin of political and military alliances in Nigeria that in all of the alliances the Yorubas had entered into with the Hausa and Fulani people since the Kakanfo Afonja/Alimi Alliance of 1817 saw the defeat and the halting of the Oyo empire spreading beyond Oyo in which Mallam Shehu Alimi later turned round and killed the Yoruba General, Afonja leading to the Yorubas losing Ilorin to the Sokoto Caliphate, not a single of all the modern alliances the Yorubas have entered into since 1965 has worked beautifully - and in all of the cases from the Hausa/Fulani and the Yoruba Alliance as exemplified in the Afonja/Alimi Alliance, the Yorubas have ALWAYS been the losers and all such alliances have always led to untold violence resulting in the death of thousands with the Yoruba protagonists in such alliances getting killed, and putting it very mildly, getting thoroughly messed up, and in some of the cases they ended up in jail, ended up in being roped in phantom coup/s as in the cases of Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida/Ernest Adegunle Oladeinde Shonekan (North/South West) or Hausa-Fulani/Yoruba Diarchy, the Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola /Baba Gana Kingibe Yoruba/Hausa-Fulani Alliance, the Sani Abacha/North (Hausa-Fulani) and the Oladipo Diya/South West or Yoruba Alliance.

However, speaking militarily, the Hausa-Fulani/North and the Yoruba/South West Alliances with Olusegun Obasanjo representing the Yorubas in various dispensations, both military and in a democracy in a way, mark the phrase "in a way" seemed to have managed to work, despite glaring hitches/antagonism/hatred/bruises and a few killings ONLY because the Yorubas as represented by their General son, Olu Obasanjo played the second fiddle in such military alliances, all of the time in order to survive.

But at other times when he stayed outside and decided foolishly and in his characteristic delusions of grandeur and messianic fantancy cum his poisonous letters, the Hausa-Fulani protagonists heading such Governments had either merely frowned/warned him or as in the case of Sani Abacha, the notorious village letter writer was hurled into jail with the then maximum ruler taking away the keys of Olu's very prison cell door, but forgot to throw them into the Lagoon, just as the titular Sardauna of Sokoto, the very arrogant Ahmadu Bello was reputed to have thrown a cop(y)ies of the Koran into the River Niger, so his delusional ONE NORTH would rule Nigeria in perpetuity.
But with the intervention of Providence, Olu's life was spared when the same Providence intervened again on his behalf, following the death of Sani Abacha, agents of the Caliphate led by Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida were able to locate the prison's key and headed there to release him, and like the Biblical Joseph, the same Providence lifted Olu up from prison to become the President of Nigeria for 8 years - even though that release was highly providential, the agents of the Sokoto Caliphate whom God had used to cause the release and eventual accelerated advancement of Olu and entrusted him their political kingdom, bidding him to occupy till they come, handed him a script, which leaving it to the imagination of the reader as to whether that script was just imaginative or actual, when Obasanjo having got the keys to the throne decided to deviate from its spirit for reasons best known only to him, the actual caretakers of the kingdom punished him with Sharia to snub him and his Christian South.
Did not Donaldson Oladipo Diya under the same Sani Abacha suffer the same fate which if not again with the intervention of Providence, DOD representing the Yorubas/South West in the Sani Abacha/North (Hausa-Fulani) Alliance would have been cheaply dispensed with, courtesy of the phantom coup or actual?

Since a major work by me on all of the Hausa-Fulani and Yoruba Alliances dating back to 1817 is ongoing and may be published on or before the 100 days in office of the current Hausa-Fulani and Yoruba Alliance as represented by the Arewa religious and ethnic jingoist, Muhammadu Buhari and Bola Ahmed Adekunle Tinubu representing the Yorubas/South West, I will just here ask my readers to reflect on the eventual fate of such great sons of the Yorubas like Samuel Ladoke Akintola, Adekunle Fajuyi, M. K. O. Abiola, Kudirat Abiola, Muftau Adegoke Babatunde Elegbede, Alfred Ogudegbiyiwa Erewarone (Itsekiri), James Ajibola Idowu Ige,Tunde Idiagbon and how Brigadier Babafemi Ogundipe ended.
In the current Alliance, a curious reader may scream out: OLULEKE OSINBAJO is the one representing the Yorubas and not BAT, well generally I'm not given to rudeness as I'm by nature a very gentle person, but this time round, and by the kind permission of my readers worldwide, I'd like to play the boss or the role of a bloody tyrant by telling this my well-meaning reader: KEEP QUIET, I have the floor, for in Leke Dey Boy, haven't the Yorubas, sorry, lest I forget, not the good people of Yoruba land, great children, or should I say, great descendants of the Oduduwa the Great, but the very greedy, or should I say, Ijekuje Bola Adekunle Ahmed Tinubu, therefore, hasn't this very greedy Bola, a child in the hands of infantile indiscretion and radicalism, thoroughly suffering accute, no, incurable delusions of grandeur given the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, a mere omo odo (house boy) who will be doing boi-boi in the current Alliance and saying SAAAH-MAAA to the principal actors of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, I mean the PRINCES OF THE NORTH?