SERIES: Buharism and the Fierce Urgency of Now

PART EIGHT

THE GOOD LUCK EBELE JONATHAN'S WOEFUL ALLIANCE

By the fact of it having Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Namadi Sambo it ought to have naturally been a South South/Hausa-Fulani Alliance, but turned out to be an Ijaw/South South-Igbo/South East Alliance, cutting off the rest of the country to the undoing of first, Jonathan himself and his Ijaw ethnic nationality, hence it was very easy for the Nigerian electorate to bin him and his Government and perhaps, consign him to the ash heap of history permanently.
ESTABLISH APC MEDIATION COUNCIL for Settling disputes and appoint Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as GOVERNOR-GENERAL OR GOVERNOR IN COUNCIL OR CHIEF OF MEDIATION...ADJUDICATOR-GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION. Is BAT not a title lover and moreso, the longer the better for this dynasty-seeking adopted son of ALAAJA ABIBATU MOGAJI.

BOT AND BAT: BETWEEN THE DEVIL THE DEEP BLUE SEA

Whichever way you look at it the House of Uthman Dan Fodio has blindfolded Bola Ahmed Tinubu - and by extension the Yorubas as in the blindman's game and having been so blindfolded, observers of Nigerian history and politics, both in Nigeria and abroad watch them as they stagger and wobble heading towards the precipice or the valley of no return.
As for Tinubu, a man born to be thoroughly messed up, it will be for him as in the fate of all very greedy, self-centred, intensely ambitious, very pompous, all foolish - dynasty-seeking political officials who for self-glory often sell generations and their people to outsiders for a mess of pottage.

Having lost at the centre, where he had just been thoroughly messed up and probably had his balooned ego punctured by the superior strategists in the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, BAT has retreated tongue-tied with his bleeding tail between his wounded legs and deep head cuts to do local champion in Eko, his erstwhile political fortress. But I doubt very much if he has had any training in Piggy fight or mud duel.

THE EXUMATION OF THE NORTHERN PEOPLE'S CONGRESS

THIS HOUSE HAS FALLEN...HOW BAT GAVE VICTORY ON A PLATTER OF GOLD TO THE VERY FORCES THAT TRUNCATED JUNE 12

Although it was the APC that had campaigned and was awarded the winning votes through electimidation/couptimidation, the House of Uthman Dan Fodio went to the grave yard of history to exhume the once dead and buried Northern People's Congress to begin to implement the Arewa Planogramme - the Arabinization, Islamization/Shariazation, Hausanization, Fulanization and Arewanization/Northernization of Nigeria.

If June 12, 1993 was the day Moshood Kashimawo Abiola had his political machinery/platform dismantled, flung into Rilwan Akiolu's Lagoon - that junk yard of history for the political ne'er-do well and therafter sent him packing off into the the Great Beyond, June 9 was the day when Tinubu's political machinery/platform and of the Yorubas in the APC was dismantled and packed up, and then thrown into the Lagoon in Lagos from the far off city of worms and vultures by the demolition squad of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, led by Nigeria's political BULL DOZER, who kills his enemies at a time when their lives are sweetest to them, just as his ancestors did, this time with particular reference not to Uthman Dan Fodio, but to that Fulani 'cricket' Alimi the slave who fell down the Yoruba 'Elephant' at a time when Field Marshall Afonja like Napoleon thought he had conquered the whole world.

Only a fool like idiot Tinubu would want to ever think of hurling himself against the former PDM's chieftain who rides on the back of his roaring lion looking for political opponents to devour. As Abiola before the June 12 Presidential election of 1993 was wont to be boasting in the companies of his friends and close associates: "Kilo se Ibrahimu yi? Ko so rare-o. Awa la fi won si be, tio oba so ra won, ama le won kuro and fi eiyan mi si be." But this was not to be, rather it was his kinsman Ibrahim Gbadamosi Babaginda (IGB and not IBB) who for the mess of pottage of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio has been claiming Niger State as his roots instead of OGBOMOSHO, along side other household members of the HUDF backed by external forces who had been meddling in the internal affairs of sovereign Nigeria since crooked James Robertson played monkey tricks to play up Abubakar Tafawa Balewa , also of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio to become the first Prime Minister of Independent Nigeria to do the biddings of Britain - who ended his political and legendary business career, where upon, opportunistic Tinubu gained very immensely by virtue of being one of the advocates for the actualization of the June 12 Presidential Election results as a member of the NADECO. The same old forces that have been 'sand-papering' the Yorubas since 1817 to the utter disregard of Hubert Ogude's advice to these descendants of Oduduwa: YORUBA RONU!

After the result of the March 28th, was this stiff-necked son of Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji not all over the place thumb-beating his chest that he did it all alone as the Jagaban-General in bringing back Buhammadu Muhari, an arch agent of the Caliphate to power? Was I too not all over the village square warning this Abibatu's adopted son to be circumspect by applying some wisdom and discretion? Was I also not all over every nook and cranny of our clan warning this greedy boy about the errors and wrongness of this alliance, but Adekunle Tinubu would not listen, because those whom the gods want to finish, they first make them mad.

When the wise will chronicle Tinubu's folly, they will ask themselves rethorically as they bite their fingers in remorse: "What was the use of a Tinubu jumping all over the place kadogo, kadogo like a kangaroo - from Afenifere to NADECO and to the so-called AFENIFERE RENEWAL including running away when the heat from the raging fire of June 12 became very fierce for him to hibernate in the United Kingdom, only to retrurn and after a few years of foolhardiness, delivered the throne of his fathers on a platter of gold to the same principalities and powers that had for many, many seasons (since 1817) oppressed, killed, maimed his people and plundered the POLITICAL KINGDOM OF NIGERIA?

Some roadside analysts have been deceiving their readers that BAT would be compsensated with a BOT chairmanship position - bo make them go tell that to the horses! In the matter at hand, BAT is not of the House of Usuman Dan Fodiyo, but Turaki whom I hear too is interested is - and he has gone ahead of his opponent to level the ground by rubbing the back of his fellow Fulani when he gave him the ladder to climb up the Senate's highest Chambers - or do people not know Abubakar Saraki is a Fulani, even though he has been flaunting his Yoruba identity of late by elongating BUKOLA with the addition of OLU to now read: OLUBUKOLA as if to tell his brethren YORUBA ISALE: Emi no omo yi ni-o! Meaning: I TOO, I'M YOUR SON or I too I'M YORUBA...his father's monkey tricks including all Yoruba oke people.
Common sense tells me: One good turn does deserve another or "if you rub my back, I go rub your back."

They said one Buhammadu Muhari had been snubbing elder Shola's suckling since his ascendancy to the Senate throne on June 9, 2015, and I say this is not true, because no Fulani ever will snub another Fulani.

However, they can snub/ignore and actually exterminate any kafir standing on their way. A BAT in their midst has been flaunting his Muslim credential in the name of Muslim Ummah, but he has to know that an Ethiopian Jew may live in Israel, but he is not an Israelite. And for those who do not know, the second INTIFADA is not only at international level, but operational at local/national level too and as it concerns Nigeria - the INTIFADA is either between the Muslim North v the Christian South or just the North v the South of Nigeria lumping every god-damned Southerner together as when the chips are down, to the average Muslim Northerner, a Kafir is a Kafir!

But let us for the purpose of looking at the two sides of a coin reason that as the Arewa chicanery of swooping on all sensitive and strategic positions in the Nigerian Federation has by now become all too, too glaring, so they MIGHT listen to the voice of wisdom by compensating BAT with BOT Chairman, and if that happens, he will just be a mere figure head, just to fulfill the 'Federal Character's righteosness', this I can tell you.

COMMONSENSICAL REASONING

Do you expect a former Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to kowtow to an Area Boy from Isale Eko in the name of being a BOT Chairman?
Think! Think! Yoruba, ronu!

Lest I forget, John Odigie-Oyegun like Denis Osadebey has played his monkey tricks well, so might be compensated with the post of SGF. Don't ask me about Ogbeh, O jare! They sure will find him something to do.

But will this reflect Federal charater...OYEGUN in that post is Yoruba - Old Western Region! What is more, federal character is not in the political calculus of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, if it is, the nation might since the 60s have been saved from all the cataclysms.
And a voice ringing across the vista of time is asking this generation and posterity: WHAT ABOUT THE IGBOS? But the Hausa-Fulani never reckon with nyamirin...they still regard them as THE CONQUERED ONES despite Jack's deceptive slogan of NO VICTOR, NO VANQUISHED!

But let's for the purpose of scholarship, look at the two sides of the same coin, say BAT is given BOT chair - by my reckoning it would be better for him not to go for it as whichever way, landmines have been planted to undermine his authority all the way, everywhere and in every place. Here, here, herein lies the fate of a GIGANTIC FOOL!
And which ever way, BAT remains a BORN TO BE MESSED UP PERSON...the fate of ALL FOOLS!
In spite of, Nigeria with all thy faults, I love thee still!

May God bless our Nigeria and all of its Great People.

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