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Written by JOHN ODEY ADUMA, PUBLISHER AND BRITISH CHEVENING SCHOLAR, UNITED KINGDOM
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…between a nation’s two most objectionable alternatives – Judas of Daura and Barabbas of Adamawa

PART 1

JOHN ODEY ADUMA in this article lamented the unfortunate choices the West African State of Nigeria, henceforth to be known and called the STATE OF NATURE under the current Sunni-APC-led Government is left with - Muhammadu Buhari (Judas/Hitler of Daura) and Atiku Abubakar (Barabbas/Barawo of Adamawa) for whom they will vote in the 2019 Presidential Election.

Mr Aduma concludes that the ugly choice before the Nigerian people in that election to be held next year is not just between a mindless murderer and a very crooked robber-auctioneer, but a choice between ultra-conservative Islamism/Arabism and liberal Islamism/Arabism; between ultra-cabalism/Fulbeism/Northernism/scopophilicism and the worst form of kleptocracy/Fulbeism and auctionism, nay; a choice between All Political Crooks (APC), which has been officially confirmed in the composition of the Assembly of Political Cannibals (APC), otherwise known as APC Presidential Campaign Council and the Poverty Distribution People (PDP).

Aduma personally, with all emphasis and a deep sense of unalloyed patriotism to his nation thinks NEITHER MB nor AA, but ONE NIGERIA.

But what lies ahead and what are the alternative possibilities for the Nigerian people?

Rather than waste money to hold any elections with Nigerians going to the polls to choose any of these two national and international liabilities in 2019, the elections of which are silhouetted in the ghost/womb of June 12, Nigerians and their international friends can encourage Mr Muhammadu Buhari to go and rest after his first term in office has run its natural course and an Interim National Government of between six months to one year be constituted, whose task will be to look for credible candidates that will nationally and internationally be acceptable to all concerned.

If Nigerians ignore this advice and go ahead to hold the Presidential Election and the results appear to be a judgement and vengeance on the Artaxerxes of Daura, there is the likelihood of the cabal and their cronies in and around Nigeria provoking a national pandemonium of immense proportion, announcing a phantom ‘Marshal Music Concert’, claiming to be co-chaired by a triumvirate comprising the three OLD SOLDIER NEVER DIE-Generals, the trio of whom are naturally professional hijackers of democracy (PhD), and would like a hungry eagle swoop on them very swiftly from the sky, and thereafter, go on to constitute a semblance of an ING to enable the MB-Fulbe-Hausa-Kanuri-Arab-Sunni Government to complete their 8-year tenure. Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa!

Happy reading.

God bless our Nigeria.

 

INVADE AND DISPOSSESS

Did I not warn you not to go out

When I hear the python was coming to the East

for their pretended dance extravaganza

reminding you of July 29, 1966 and October 4, 1967

through to, and culminating in the Blackness of Darkness

visited the Asagbas, when Muhammad and Taiwo

instigated by the blood-thirsty Haruna

planted the seed of jihad in the East

and lit the fire of Boko Haram?

But you would not listen to me

charging me of unsociability.

Brothers, sisters;

despite your recalcitrance and incorrigibility,

you may be consoled both the ring leader of that jihad

and his second-in-command received a reckoning

for their blood on February 13 of 1976.

And so soon, you have also forgotten Odi and Zaki Biam

and Benue’s sorrow.

Did I not also let it beknown to you, compatriots

that after that second revenge mission to the East,

that the python thence forward would become more vicious

since its head was not chopped off by the five Majors?

Also, did I not warn you to be wary of Jack the Prayerful

And his gibberish “No victor, No vanquish” balderdash?

making you to be aware, compatriots

that such Jackian platitude and *bugubugu

were all a ruse and not from the heart?

But here now comes a reckoning

for your stiffneckedness, crass ignorance and incorrigibility

as with their platitudes and so-called handshakes across the Niger,

they have now taken over your ancestral lands and their shrines,

thereby desecrating their final resting places in the process

and swarming them with their (cows) animals afterwards,

not taking thoughts for yourself,

your children, grandchildren and children’s children.

Better stop wailing, brothers and sisters,

because your cries to them and their cousins from the far-off East

are the wailings of dogs and baboons!

And the blood of your men and women gushing out of their bodies

together with the littered carcasses of unborn infants

from the disembowelled bellies of pregnant women

forcing out foetuses to be sold to marabous

in Chad and Niger, in Northern Cameroon and Sudan

are to them similarly, blood of dogs and baboons.

And your unborn infants to them money factory

and sources of their sexual virility

for them to bring more bastards into the world

to rule the streets of the nation and the world,

doing unspeakable violence and sorrows

through the strapping and detonation of bombs,

whilst calling on their deaf god.

Look all over, brothers, sisters;

Look all over,

They have let loose their gods of war

on the republic and its streets

just as the whole land has now been encircled

with their poisonous scorpions and vipers,

the streets are full of monsters and beasts,

sitting atop mortars and tanks with reddish and fierce-looking eyes

to keep all honest and toiling compatriots in trepidation

as their alsatian dogs and lions, and tigers and wolves

and cheetahs and sharks prowl about the place in search of preys

and unleashing upon us and our children darker days,

and plunging the republic into another Blackness of Darkness

and in that blackness with 1966, 1983 through ‘85, 1993, and 2019

silhouetted in its bowel.

But did I,

did I not warn you

a nomad is a nomad;

a herder is a herder;

a badawi is a badawi;

a hadir is a hadir;

a badiyah dweller is a badiyah dweller;

and an Arab, Arab;

a jihadist is a jihadist;

a mujaheed, a mujaheed,

just as a tiger is a tiger;

a viper is a viper;

a boa constrictor is a boa constrictor;

a lion is a lion;

a bear is a bear;

a cheetah, a cheetah;

a wolf is a wolf;

a shark is a shark;

a crocodile is a crocodile;

a monster is a monster;

a beast is a beast;

Again, did or did I not warn you that a cow is a cow?

And a python is a python, whether he dances

Or recoils sleeping in the bowel of the rainforest,

having swallowed up many indigenous people, pens and agbadas?

 

ODEY OKABO OBOYA ADUMA

ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM.

*First published on 05/11/2018: http://vigilance-securitymagazine.com/news/general/nigeria-watch-international/9724-invade-and-dispossess.

It has been reproduced in the light of the current STATE OF NATURE that now defines the Nigerian nation under the ultra-radical Islamist, the President in Nigeria (not the President of Nigeria as there has not been such a thing in that Nigeria since the exit of GEJ), Jihadi Nebuchadnezzar Muhammadu Buhari. The WORST is yet to come for Nigerians under Muhammadu Buhari as a country weeps and mourns when the wicked is in power.

 

THE PRESENCE OF AN EVIL MAN AND A MALEVOLENT SPIRIT IN THE HOUSE OF NIGERIA

“Let me remind Nigerians that one of the people who undermined the then administration’s anti-terror war was Muhammadu Buhari who on June 3, 2013, said the “military offensive against Boko Haram is anti-North”.

 

I urge fellow Nigerians to google this direct quote to know their President better. I for one, does not accept him as my President as his actual title is THE PRESIDENT IN NIGERIA and not THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA! Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/03/buhari-jonathan-war-dapchi-schoolgirls/

 

When an evil person enters a compound/house, the heavens communicate it first to babes, dogs and cats, goats and rams, and the kids suddenly start crying, the dogs pacing up and down and restless, start barking and increase their barking ceaselessly and the goats and the rams begin to bleat, and before you can say: BOKO HARAM, the spirits of conflict, of strife, of anger, of crises, resentment, feud, vendetta overtake that house and the members of that very household start quarrelling one with another, disagreeing very sharply, the father raises up the pestle to hit the mother (wife), swearing and cursing, the eldest son confronts the father, warning him very seriously: "If you dare hit my mother with that thing (pestle), I will kill you!" The father feeling affronted, chases the eldest son about the compound, asking in amazement: "Omagu, is it me you are talking to like that? From today, you are no longer my son, just pack and get out of my house!"

And the daughters too rise in defence of both their mother and brother, warning their father: "If you disown Omagu, you will disown all of us and as you have asked him to pack and leave your house, if he packs or whenever he starts packing, we too will follow suit."

And because the family feud was not well handled, the father hits one of the daughters that had joined the fray with a pestle he had intended to hit their mother with and the daughter falls down, writhing with pains, rolling back and forth on the ground, and passes out afterwards!

The eldest son charging like a bull dog, forces his way to his bedroom, trying to reach out for his dane gun with which to kill their father as their father tries to block him.

Suddenly the whole compound is filled with concerned and sympathetic villagers, expressing shock and anger, saying: "We have never seen a thing like this. And evil spirit now dwells amongst us. Wonders will never end! Let the oracle be consulted quickly."

Other bystanders: "This strange thing requires a very huge sacrifice - an expensive sacrifice."

The elders, Anyaku, (Yala for elders) called for the man to proceed on an exile immediately to calm the anger of the gods, so that the whole clan is not wiped out by them.

But some impetuous youth agitatedly barked out orders to members of their age grade: "Kill the man! Kill! Kill, the evil man! Oh, kill him to appease the gods. Don't let him get away with all these murders!"

And out of extreme anger, these youth sprang to their feet as one people and torched the evil man's thatched hut and then reached for his head, but the senile elders, most of whom suffer one pain or another, such as back ache, with their quaky legs hurtled towards the angry youth to stop them from committing further evil to exacerbate the anger of the gods as the village youth chased the evil man all over the place...

This is now exactly the state of the House of Nigeria since Mallam Daura forced his way into our family compound through electimidation.

However, my advice to all Buharis is: people shouldn't go to public office/s just to provoke a fight - fight God and His children, further their religious or very selfish interest, but to serve.

COGITATION: It is a fearful thing for every Buhari to fall into the hands of the living God, but Muhammadu Buhari has already!

And echoing the lamentable outburst of Mama Osakwe (Patience Jonathan, the nation's former First Lady), every Buhari must not forget: THERE'S GOD-O!

MUHAMMADU BUHARI: A VERY DANGEROUS DRIVER ON THE NIGERIAN HIGH WAY DRIVING WITHOUT THE REQUISITE DRIVING LICENCE

THE CERTIFICATE SCANDAL...AHMADU BELLO, MAJOR GENERAL HASSAN KATSINA, BRIGADIER ZAKARIA MAIMALARI AND THE ONE NORTH PROJECT

SLOGAN: ONE NORTH IS ONE NORTH

“And he called his ten servants, and delivered them ten pounds, and said unto them, Occupy till I come,” Luke 19:13.

Despite the fact that I had told the nation and the world how Master Muhammadu Buhari got into the Army in Nigeria, mind you, not THE NIGERIA ARMY as there is no such military institution in that nation at the moment, from the palace Nigerians are still waiting in earnest expectation for him to produce his General Certificate of Education, Ordinary Level Certificate, which he does not, repeat, does not have and has never had!

Colonial Britain, in an attempt to reward their loyal and faithful servants - the ever docile, easily amenable and very gullible Northerners and punish the recalcitrant, comfort-loving and highly Westernised, but rebellious, rigid and incorrigible Southerners they told arrogant Ahmadu Bello and Co that if the North wanted to be in control of the affairs and governance of Nigeria, not just for a long time, but perpetually, they must fill virtually every national space within the Nigerian Federation with their people. But come to think of it, why did Britain leave Sir James Robertson behind after al the other colonial administrators had departed Nigeria for Britain?

The North thus, carefully devised a scheme to actualise and put into practice this vision under Bello's ONE NORTH PROJECT, that sort of getting things or accessing national privileges through hereditary privilege has continued till date and is consciously made worse under Muhammadu Buhari.

Under this scheme with respect to the military, Major general Hansan Katsina and Brigadier Zakaria Maimalari were mandated by Ahmadu Bello, the then Premier of the Northern Region and titular Sardauna of Sokoto to visit schools throughout Northern Nigeria and recruit grown males, especially teenagers in order for them to be sent into the Army to represent the North, not necessarily as in filling the Northern quota in the Army, but to fill every available space and dominate the Army/military.

Unknown to Nigerians, this scheme has been revived under Tukur Buratai’s WAZOBIA LANGUAGE PROJECT. Details in a major special report on the military’s reason behind the military’s WAZOBIA LANGUAGE PROJECT.

Following Hanssan Katsina and Maimalari visiting schools to give talks to the lads and inspire them, emirs in the North were instructed to cause letters of introduction to be written by their secretaries to be given to these lads, amongst who was Master Muhammadu Buhari and others - who at that time were marched from their various secondary schools to various emir palaces to receive these already prepared letters and thereafter, marched from these palaces to the Nigerian Military School and later the NORTHERN DEFENCE ACADEMY, erroneously known officially as the Nigerian Defence Academy, which I had told General M.B. Haladu during his time as the Commandant of that infamous institution that it is rather to be renamed and called THE NORTHERN DEFENCE ACADEMY, because even up till now, I know what goes on there regarding admission processes and from which region of the country, the majority of the intakes and actual graduates do come from - the idea of given letters to prospective candidates from emir palaces, prominent politicians and high ranking military/police officers and civil servants from the North to young Nigerians from the geographical North has continued till date! Even look at the modern- day cadre of the military hierarchy – who are they? I mean whose children are they and from where in the Nigeria state do they come? Ha! Ha! Nigeria, we hail thee-o, children of the retried Generals and emirs in palaces, of course. So why would anyone out there kid themselves about defeating (Boko Haram and other terror groups) terrorism in Nigeria when you do not have a national armed forces and police? Again, why Boko Haram go fight Boko Haram? You nko, if they send say make you go kill your brother, you go go or go dey sama Brukutu (KKT) and kain-kain at Mammy market, and stagger go parade the following morning and lie say Boko dem ambush you? What is worst, in these days of wealth without working as associated with the likes of OBJ, Danjuma, IBB, the Abachas, Marwa, etc, etc, is there any of the Disco and Pepper soup officers out there that does not want to live to become a billionaire like their Papa dem?

OPERATION SHOW YOUR CERTIFICATE (OSYC)

One will only be deceiving oneself if they propose a national exercise as above to enable all Nigerians in high places show their certificates/degrees in the face of the certificate scandal epidemic in that nation. In the first place, this exercise will not be allowed to see the light of the day as you have more certificate/degree holders from OLUWOLE UNIVERSITY (OU) than those from the conventional and recognised universities. What is more, you have many in that nation in high places whose only qualifications to be appointed Directors, Ds-G, Permanent Secretaries, Ministers, Board Chair Persons, top ranking military, para-military and police personnel are just letters of introduction/recommendations from the standard-less and morally bankrupt emirs and other traditional rulers that abound in Nigeria.

THE NECESSITY FOR AN ING

Based on the fact that both MB and AA are unfit for purpose and no good value for the Nigerian people’s votes nor international support, and for the simple reason that both Muhammadu Buhari and Atiku Abubakar are nothing, but two sides of the same coin, the proposal for an ING is therefore, informed by seven doctrines as below:

  • THE DOCTRINE OF REALITY;
  • THE DOCTRINE OF NATIONAL INTEREST;
  • THE DOCTRINE OF NATIONAL CONCERN;
  • THE DOCTRINE OF CONVENIENCE
  • THE DOCTRINE OF CREDIBILITY
  • THE DOCTRINE OF INTEGRITY
  • THE DOCTRINE OF INTERNATIONAL CONCERN.

 

LET MY PEOPLE WATCH OUT

(Operation Scarecrow)

A PLAYLET

Setting: DSS Headquarters, Ajabu, Federal Republic of Magomago Land

Peeved by the fact that certain enemies of the State – activists, politicians and journalists have been left to be abusing the C-in-C and writing against him and his government, the National Director of the State Security Service, Alhaji Daura Sokoto during a telephone conversation with the Directors of Zones “D” and “E”, vituperated them very fiercely for refusing to carry out an Executive Order from the Presidency to eliminate key enemy political figures of the major Opposition Party, vocal civil society elements, Left-wing journalists and the three Generals who had been labelled arch-enemies of the State for their perceived involvement in anti-Magomago Land activities, “irresponsibly” plotting to hijack democracy and plunging the entire nation into a state of high inflammability:

Enter, *NDSS Sokoto: (Furious) Fa-ki-nah! I say why you never ‘drop’ those two canaries in your Zone?

Enter, Director Zone “D”: Oga, because the General thing still dey very fresh, I no wan public to turn their nyama-nyama mouth against us again. I wan make the matter die down before my boys strike.

NDSS Sokoto: Nyama-nyama! I say sharrap your mouth there! (Visibly shaking with anger). Rubbish! Kill a General, kill a fly! Kill a General, kill an ant! Kill a General, kill a mosquito!

DZD: Oga… (The NDSS cuts him short).

NDSS: Sharrap your okponka mouth! Banza! Barawo kowai! I say kill a General, kill a gnat! (Barking out an order). Hold the line there, let me pick the call from the other fucker-mother.

Enter, Director Zone “E”: Oga, I dey call to give situation report.

NDSS: (Pre-empting his senior officer). I sure say you no wan give me ‘tory like that born- bastard for Zone “D”?

Director Zone “E”: Oga, the Operation never yawa because we wan make the General thing subside small.

NDSS: Ya Papa! I say ya Papa! Wetin come concern bonga fish with okproko, eh? (Getting uncontrollably furious). I say wetin concern cricket with elephant matter, eh? If you wan put sand-sand inside my garri, I go pack the whole of Bar Bridge (Bar Beach) sand-sand put for your own garri – you hear so? General my nyash! Kill a General, kill a rat! Kill fifle (people), kill nothing! But kill one cow, provoke a war on ya fifle (people)! The Presidency is ready and happy to Rwandanize this country – kill! Kill and kill!

Director Zone “E”: (Attempts to cut in apologetically, but was stopped immediately by the NDSS). Oga…em---

NDSS: Sharrap! I say sharrap ya hippo mouth, now, now! Or I ‘ll blast you into shreds with my MOABs from here. Now, listen to me. You have just this week to take-out Papa ‘im two-two girl-friends. They are corrupting our women up North, making them not to respect us anymore. Because of them, every woman in the North now wan go makaranta. This is over my dead body! On top of this assignment, every Left-wing journalist and all those Left-wing parrots must be ‘dropped’ this week – and every politician in your zone marked down for burial must be sent back to their ancestors this week. Above all, I wan seven newspaper houses to be razed down this week. The C-in-C must have an unhindered and an unchallenged victory at the next poll or we scatter this goddamned house, Kaji? We don’t do Left or Right, we are Islamists! And we do Islamism. Our allegiance is to the House of Saud and not to this scatter-scatter house!

DSS Godogodo (Zone “E”): Inaji, Sah!

Exeunt: NDSS and the two ZDSS.

The curtains gradually draw to a close from both ends as the light fades out gradually with Ziggy Marley’s What a Plot rending the air:

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=what+a+plot+-+ziggy+marley&view=detail&mid=5DDB8BC109E7AD1821B75DDB8BC109E7AD1821B7&FORM=VIRE

Ooh yeah Well, well, well, well Well, well, well, well, well, well

What a plot, them a plot 'gainst I'n'I But they ain't gon catch I What a plot, them a plot 'gainst I'n'I But they ain't gon catch I What a plot, them a plot 'gainst I'n'I But they ain't gon catch I What a plot, them a plot 'gainst I'n'I But they ain't gon catch I (Tell me why)

THE END

*National Director, State Security.

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

 

John Odey Aduma was formerly Executive Secretary, Foundry Association of Nigeria; Southern Coordinator and the Public Affairs Manager of President Muhammadu Buhari's pastoralists NGO - THE PASTORAL RESOLVE; Chairman, Editorial Board of the Daily Times of Nigeria Plc; member, National Committee for the Nigerian Youth Festival, 1993; member, core Committee of the National Technology Summit and was the Summit's chairman for two of its sub-committees - Publicity and Exhibition, 1998; member of the Administrative Panel of Inquiry set up by President Olusegun Obasanjo to investigate the illegal trade in and smuggling of endangered species of wild fauna and flora into and out of Nigeria, 2003.

He was the Chairman, Planning Committee of the General Murtala Muhammed Memorial Lecture for two consecutive years, 2001 and 2002 before it attained a Foundation status in 2002, having first been upgraded to that status in 2001.

General Murtala Muhammed was one of Nigeria's former Heads of State and was killed in the abortive coup led by the then Colonel Buka Suka Dimka on February 13, 1976.

That same capacity saw Mr Aduma delivering huge successes during the Daily Times of Nigeria's 75th Anniversary (in which he raked in N6, 000, 000 into the coffers of the Daily Times of Nigeria Plc) and also, playing a similar role in a similar capacity during Dr Isma'il Babatunde Jose's 75th Birth Day. Dr Jose, doyen of Nigerian journalism was Mr Aduma's personal mentor. That relationship was so close and solid such that whilst Aduma was leaving the shores of Nigeria for Britain in 2003, Dr Jose gave him N10, 000.00.

In 1992, Mr Aduma's contributions to journalism was recognised with the awards of the Nigeria Media Merit Award as the Investigative Reporter of the Year and the Diamond Awards for Media Excellence as the Reporter of the Year, and the British Chevening Scholarship, which saw him studying International Journalism with Specialism in Environment at City, University of London in 2003-2004.

Aduma is the author of the inspirational best-seller, THE DIAMONDS ARE HERE and the founder of Vigilance, the World's Leading Security Magazine and Scorpion News Corp, in addition to founding the Nationalists Unity Movement of Nigeria (NUMON).

He is also, involved in professional mentoring at Post Graduate level in the City, University of London’s Post Graduate Professional Mentoring Strand.

ODEY OKABO OBOYA ADUMA

ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM.

 

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