Just look around you, starting from your little corner, and in a helicopter-like view of the universe, back and forth; in a circular motion with a wide gaze upon the universe, you would discover that in addition to having desperate people, particularly desperate politicians who want to be President at all costs in a do or die manner, throwing accursed money all over the place with the ignorant unaware of the inherent curses falling on themselves to catch a few notes here and there.

And unlike Ichabod Bakare who returned to the pulpit without a pricked conscience after having gone to the All People Cursed (APC) gathering at the Unity City to throw’way the N100, 000, 000 belonging to the hapless and poverty-stricken brethren, other very ferociously desperate politicians and their equally desperate to be First Lady wives, wearing religion like the wool of the body of a sheep - in the hasty realization of EMILOKANISM, they are prepared Jagabanistically to BAThe the nation like their masters with the blood of dogs and baboons.

As Satan, having fallen, has been in search of desperate ‘Adams’ and ‘Eves’ whom to commission in the promotion and advancement of his Satanic evangelism, political North too, desperate as ever to expand its political kingdom down south, and afterward deep their political manual inside the ocean, has been casting their dragnets wide to get in all desperate EMILOKANNORS, EMILOKANNEES, EMILOKANNISTS, EMILOKANNITES, including all desperate JAGABANITES and BATologists and rugologists for the sole purpose of Rugagelism.

But let the word go forth to all desperate emilokannors and emilokannites that whilst uneasy lies the head that wears the crown, yet even more, unpleasant eternally, lies the head that wears another’s crown. The reader should be reminded that after all of Judas’ treacherous prodigality, it was Jesus and not Iscariot that the crown doth belongeth.

Therefore, let this eternal word of truth ring and reverberate through the vista of time and be drummed into the ears of all who have ears to hear – and to all Bola Ahmed Tinubu; every Rehoboam and Xerxes of Daura and every Mahmood Yakubu that freedom imprisoned and caged, is freedom freed and risen again. Kwenskwently, any victory not worth rejoicing, is victory not deserving nor worth having. So, where gone has all the Owambeganza in the face of this pyrrhic victory? And may me Lord, having taken his own share not rule that the evidence is not substantial to do the right thing.

What is more, we by now thought Muhammadu Buhari ought to have finished clearing his desk and move to safety in Daura or (Maradi?) his family out of that holy ground of service which they have for eight years desecrated; and if this is a truism, let their takeaway and that of every desperate Bola Ahmed Tinubu; and every Mahmood Yakubu; and every tyrant/dictator and autocrat in every realm and clime; in every kingdom and republic and in every democracy and emilokannocray be made aware that some people may subvert the will of the people to realize their every satanic ambition, and in the quest for territorial expansion or elongation agenda, but no one can subvert the will of God for the (His) people. And they only who are fools do sleep atop explosives.

But rather than rushing to announce the PREZDENT, ought not it have been better for the NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION (NEC) to come up with an alternative possibility, even PLAN B, and Plan C-Z or ad infinitum?

• JOHN ODEY ADUMA, author of the bestseller: “Be a Beacon of Hope in the World: A Message to Young Britain” was formerly Executive Secretary, Foundry Association of Nigeria, (1997-2000), National Coordinator, The Pastoral Resolve, (General Muhammadu Buhari’s Pastoralists NGO; and Chairman, Editorial Board of the Daily Times of Nigeria Plc, 2000-2003.