Map of West Africa

“And whilst all the world – Europe, America, Asia, Russia, the Arabs, etc, etc, are a possibility because of Africa; Africa is a possibility because of neither of them, because Africa is not only self-dependent and indeed, if not for the stupidity of the continent’s leadership, can be self-dependent because Africa does not need any of these nations and continent to live, exist, thrive, feed, survive and succeed.”African Governance: From Philophers to Pygmies

¹⁰ “Men, I can see that our voyage is going to be disastrous and bring great loss to ship and cargo, and to our own lives also.”

• Paul of Tarsus (Acts 27:10).

Puppetism and Marionetism – ECOWAS, Self-interest and the Problematization of non-Problems

The ongoing ‘war’, the unnecessary abrasive, arrogance, and infantile jaw-jaw is on the one hand with revolutionary forces versus puppets and marionettes that have been teleguided in the past by postcolonial-neocolonial apostles who till the very present are still being so teleguided; and on the other hand, it is a ‘war’ between Putinism/Authoritarianism and Westernism/Democracy and the rule of law.

(And) due to the lack of visionaries, mature, reflective, conscientious and Africancentric leadership amongst the present crop of Western puns that abound in West African governance, which of course, is responsible for the current epidemic of coups and terror activities, wrong foot was put forward in the ongoing negotiation between the ECOWAS leadership/their Western masters who are pulling the strings from the background, and the junta; and by the reckoning of this writer, it is akin to a motor park-bolekaja diplomacy, and amounts to otunu (Yala, for push fight or agent provocateurs) and militaristic sort of doing political business or deals, hence the art and science of cool or level-headed dialogue/diplomacy was thrown overboard for political gangsterism, infantilism, rascality, brinkmanship and mindless jagabanism.

Also, turning Niger Republic into a sort of regional Mecca is simply not only time-wasting and energy sapping, but an exercise in the worst form of infantilism, reducing pre-eminent persons in the region such as former Head of State, General Abdulsalami Abubakar, the Sultan of Sokoto, Brigadier General Sa’adu Mohammed Abubakar IV, that very, very retrogressive Sultan of the modern world; SLS (Sanusi Lamido Sanusi) and the notable Islamic clerics – the Ulammas to mere jokers, idle errand boys and a sort of Ajala or regional troubadours from Nigeria.

WHY ARE TINUBU AND HIS DIPLOMATIC EMMISARIES FROM NIGERIA SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE COUP IN NIGER – BECAUSE OF THE “BRETHREN”, THEIR BUSINESS INTEREST IN  THE REPUBLIC OF NIGER; OR FROM BAT, A PLOY FOR POLITICAL DIVERSION FROM THE REALITIES AT HOME, MORE SO, WHEN IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALL-ECOWAS MATTER?

What I can’t understand is, the matter at hand is supposed to be a matter for all ECOWAS, and if this is the case, as it truly is, the question then is, why has it been stupidly Nigerianised, and by so doing, reduce our country to an American Alsatian dogs that can bark, but cannot bite or a mere kitten licking ice cream, and by extension, the Nigerian fifle as mere jokers or a sort of la la nla from the Republic of Lalala?

Having so much to write on this subject matter but due to time constraint, and since the yunta (junta) has proposed a three-year gradual transition to the so-called democratically elected Government, it is thus, not hard for the discerning mind that the matter at hand has been reduced to a sort of haggling and bargaining scenario between an akuya owner and a customer at Kano or Sokoto market which no doubt requires a dexterous negotiation by persons well versed in the art and science of human face and conscientious diplomacy.

THE ONGOING EUROCLYDON: ECOWAS MUST NOT FALL …. ALL AFRICA MUST NOT ALLOW ARROGANT WEST TO LIBYANISED NIGER OR ANY PART OF THE CONTINENT ANYMORE - AND ALL FRENCH PUPPETS AND COLONIES IN AFRICA MUST BE SACKED AND DISMANTLED BY DECEMBER 31^ST, 2023….I DECREE THIS BY OUR ANCESTORS!

“Do not abandon your own friend and your father’s friend, And do not go to your brother’s house in the day of your disaster. Better is a neighbor who is near than a brother who is far away”.

Proverbs 27:10.

And instead of grandstanding and their unnecessary agberoic braggadocio, the ball is now in the court, not of Nigerians nor those with vested self-interest from the West, but ECOWAS as a body, representing all the West African states and their people to return to the negotiating table with General Abdourahmane Tchiani and his gang acting on behalf of Putin and his Russia/Wagner and make their own reasonable offer for (a) reasonable adjustment/s, cutting down or better to say, propose a 6-month transition period during which an election will be held to usher in a new democratically elected Government as desired by the Nigeriens themselves and not by any external forces/meddlers; or if the proposed six months is not acceptable to the yoonta (junta), then a year could be proposed, and if still not okay by the yoonta, then two years; and if yet this does not go down well with them, leading to their outright refusal and stiff-neckedness, then indulge them with their three miracles, (aftercall, three years is but three seconds), which they hope to perform signs and wonders, thereby returning the glory of Niger Republic that hitherto was lost by Mohamed Bazoum and his ilk – especially his predecessors.

So, whilst the Nigerian troubadours and their boss, Amoda, the headline chaser just to divert attention, and all the world wait for the arrival of the Tchianian three magic years to arrive, hoping from their own perspective, the year of miracles as Nigeria’s former year 2000, when one government after another told the Nigerian people they would ensure Kulifindu mountain, where everything is free, would be relocated to Nigeria, and all the Nigerian problems and needs would be met, Oga Bazoum can choose to relocate to Daura to meet his cousin and friend since no body in Nigeria has yet shout out BBB from the crowd or choose any other country in Africa, and certainly not France to relocate to, as Macron/West, considering a peaceful resolution a slap would plot and mobilize from France or any part of the West to exterminate Tchiani and his key loyalists for the return of Bazoum to Government House in Niamey to serve France/Western interest once more, instead of Russia, whose interest Tchiani and his men are serving.

And whatever period is agreed to by all concerned, both Tchiani and Bazoum can face each other in an election, and by then, it is expected that Tchiani would have dropped his Khaki to contest for the post of President as a civilian, but certainly not whilst yet wearing khaki!

Need I remind my African brothers and sisters that if Africa does not finish Putin’s Russia and their Wagner Group, Putin’s Russia and Wagner Group will finish Africa?

MOTHER AFRICA: THE RESURRECTED FRONTIER AND THE BATTLE GROUND FOR THE WHITE AND BROWN ‘SAVIOURS’

Under the arrangement I’m proposing, whoever will win, gets into power legitimately.

Although, Tchiani is likely to win on his own, but in the coming days, months and years, since all Africa ignored my advice when over two decades ago I had been warning of recolonization, that time is here now with the occupation of Africa Land by donkeys, hawks, dragons and the polar bears who have just entered into the 21^st century scramble for Africa as under the Westphalia Project of 1648 (the Treaties of Westphalia), culminating in the Berlin Conference of 1884-1845, where Africa was shared by the white saviours for the white saviours “like a piece of cake” amongst the white saviours.

AFRICA SHALL BE FREE

Going forward, Africa, unless she extricates herself from the clutches and the tentacles of the white and brown saviours – imperialism, neocolonialism, she will no longer be free nor sleep as African leadership has again as in the past, sold their people to the Arabs (jihad/sharia), the Europeans, Americans, Asians (China), Russians – even Turkey ma kpa-kpa – was Turkey not in Libya, despite my cry to Muhammadu Bu’ari?

OF MOON-LANDING & MOON-SIGHTING…INCREDIBLE INDIA, I-N-C-R-E-D-I-B-L-E INDIA!

India is on the uttermost part of the moon already, and will soon arrive in Africa to join the fray or the scramble for her own bar/s of choco, whilst all Nigerians, and all Africa are doing moon-sighting, and as they look up to sight the moon or to moon-sight or to do moon-sighting, the white and brown saviours/redeemers are carting or hurling Africa’s resources inside the trucks parked under their feet as they bestride these trucks gazing at the moon preparatory to the next miliki or Owambeganza!

ECHOES OF “APES OBEY”

In the past it was said whilst the missionaries handed the Bible to the Africans, told them to close their eyes for a prayer session, and whilst they were chorusing “Holy…” to the prayer of the missionaries for them - who were regurgitating to them: O’ Lord our Heavenly Father…” with the Africans responding, shaking, clapping and verbalizing: “Holy, holy, holy, holy…”, trucks were loading Africa’s resources to the sea – just as the Arabs on their own, handed the Koran, beads and the sword – and told the Africans, use these two to pray 24/7, and the sword, you must use it to slaughter yourselves, rather slaughters all kafirs, snatch all their ancestral lands and keep for us as Muslims Land and ensure you come over for the usual tourism as many times thou can, and ensure you bring all your money/resources.

As evident above, despite all these, there are still sick Europeans/Westerners, Americans, Asians and Russians out there mouthing excitedly in ignorance that Africa has not contributed anything to civilization: Let therefore, all those who still hold onto this ignorant and stupid views be told that Africa is not only the pioneer of civilization, agriculture as is known today, technology as is known today, but the home/mother land of/for all humanity.

And whilst all the world – Europe, America, Asia, Russia, the Arabs, etc, etc, are a possibility because of Africa; Africa is a possibility because of neither of them, because Africa is not only self-dependent and indeed, if not for the stupidity of the continent’s leadership, can be self-dependent because Africa does not need any of these nations and continent to live, exist, thrive, feed, survive and succeed.

*Quagmire.

**Euphoria – apologies to Sani Abacha.

To be continuwd.