Press Man: Excellency, other people are mindful of your health, and they think you are not sufficiently mindful of your health, and just don’t care about your health at all, at all?

Chief Jagajaga:  Health oshi wo…? Eh? Ani health oshi wo?

PM: Sorry, sir. Don’t be annoyed, sir. But other people….

Chief Jagajaga: Other people oshi wo? Kilo kan won pe lu state of health mi?

PM: E sir, but health matters.

Chief Jagajaga, (Gyrating in anger): E wa ba mi wo ele yi……ewa ba mi wo eleyi-o! What’s your problem? I say what’s your problem? Nonsense!

PM: Excellency, (Nervous and stammering): True to God, I’m not here to provoke you…yet your health ma..ma..matters, sir.

Chief Jagajaga: (Worked up with temperature now rising very sharply to an unusual level): Look at me properly: Am I a labra?

I don’t want to go to hell!

                 Am I a grave digger?

I don’t want to go to hell!

Am I agbe po?

I don’t want to go to hell!

Am I a cleaner?

I don’t want to go to hell!

Am I agbegilodo?

I don’t want to go to hell!

Am I alagbe?

I don’t want to go to hell?

Am I a construction worker to be climbing a 32-storey building with pon pon on my head, full of kenkre and a shovel on my hand to pour the ki ni nkan mbe on the last floor?

I don’t want to go to hell, lara, lara!

I’m not an iron bender nor a stone cutter nor a carpenter like Baba Nazareth.

Or am I nkan-kan, pure water seller or pafu seller or one of those jati jati, gbongo-gbongo counterfeit politicians?

I’m a politician canvassing for a political post and office!

PM, (On the issue of eschatology for all those doing common labour, the pressman was overruled each time he had tried to interrupt to ask Chief Jaga as he was fondly called by his political egrets, hordes of political flies and the Ki le Je ku (?) journalists - some of whom have now taken over the news rooms in Magomago Land just as bandits and unknown, unidentified uniformed men and women have taken over the country):  Sorry sah, I don’t mean to offed you, but on the issue of hell fire for labourers……

Chief Jagajaga: (Still seething in extreme anger, continued to glue his reddish ball-like eyes on the nervous and frightful journalist, having been intimidated to submission by the cantankerous and shamelessly boastful politician – and like a super-eruptive, super-sensitive volcano, he spewed out bouts of uncontrollable verbal molten magma on the poor reporter): You subversive element….a-a-a-after I-I-I-I gave each of your…your..your editors 25 million Manilas, they yet sent scums and scavengers like you to disrupt my campaign…., eh?

PM, (The journalists who now caught a pitiful sight before the Bolekaja or Ma n’e perplex politician as he was known and referred to by his foe. The reporter was visibly shaken to the point that a book he had pressed against one of his sides fell. Written by an internationally renowned Professor of Psychoanalysis and Morbid Anatomy, Professor Robert Achaba Amala – the book was titled: THE MAKING OF AGBEROCRACY):  E sah, (said he feebly after he had picked up the book), but oye ke take care of your health…. mens sana in corpore sano.

Chief Jaga, (ignoring his advice, broke out in paroxysm): Tell all those dregs and wretched of the Republic not to attempt to go and pollute and contaminate the polling booths with Covid in the name of voting for our great party. To be forewarned is to be fore armed. And let all those who cannot summon Ichabod to question him about the source/s of the 100, 000, 000.00 Manila he had bought the nomination and intention to contest form with, face their front and mind their business. This is not what Baba Nazareth told them to do. And by the way, how does condemning my freedom of choice oppose the fulfilment of the Great Commission and rapture? Let all of them following Baba Nazareth all over the place go to blazes or go to hell, which ever one suits them. They are all nkan-nkan-bility! They never, ever reject my money or talk about M & M whenever they collect my money.  I have made my choice and they must respect that choice of mine just as I will respect their collective choice not to vote for me. This is what democracy is all about…. democracy and the rule of law. Did not they hear the President when he said he would hand over to me?

And for that very stingy labra, Obi pon pon and his okrika attire, hell fire awaits him and all those now following him excitedly. Let him go to hell with his OBIFERVESCENT! And who kias (cares) about Obism or Obi bubbles?

Exeunt, Chief Jaga and the journalist, each going their separate way as the light gradually fades, with the curtains drawing to a close at both ends. And could be heard in a nearby chapel, was the great and ancient Christian hymn: “THE CHURCH IS MARCHING ON; THE GATE OF HELL SHALL NOT PREVAIL….”

The End

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Why does one youngster stab another with a knife which they will never, ever dare to stab themselves with? Why are our young people killing themselves without thinking of the pains and sorrow such barbarism and bestiality will leave their loved ones with for the rest of their lives? Why do some young persons - members of the same community prey on one another with such jungle-like ferocity in the nation’s cities? Why, why are there now so many of such gruesome, purposeless, wicked and unwarranted killings in the nation’s cities as if Britain is now a land that devours its children? More worrisome is the fact that when they are hacked to death so young, what happens to their dreams, visions, goals and aspirations?

Heart-rending as these painful questions are, Be A Beacon of Hope in the World: A Message to Young Britain does not attempt to offer answers to these puzzles arising from the untimely deaths of Britain’s children through knifings. However, it seeks to act as a guidepost, compass and a Sat Nav to point young persons in the direction of the good way and on the path of civility, decency, common sense, humaneness and universal altruism, whereupon they are expected to have respect, first for themselves, for others and for all of life’s forms. Therefore, let the alarm bell which this book has triggered off to warn all young persons in Britain and the world over that to live in the fast lane is to die young, reverberate through the vista of time.