SERIES: BUHARISM AND THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW

BUHARI'S MALLAMNOMICS, BENEFITOCRACY/FREEBIENOMICS AND LOCUSTOCRACY

Well done, Oga Buhari for dey N804. 7 billion recently approved to pay our hardworking compatriots, after upward of a year for some of them to be without salaries. For conscience's sake, and in the name of God, how were those affected coping/surviving? Come to think of it, if one of those affected, God forbid, robs a bank just for their families to feed and stay alive, will the heartless and wicked Nigerian State tie them to the stake and execute them for the robbery offence?

PART 8

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"Whilst their inglorious campaign lasted, the erstwhile APC, now NPC was engaged in PROPAGANDA, and having won the elections through electimidation and coupidation, they now revel in SCARECROWGANDA, doing it with such ignominious relish as to intimidate perceived political foes and plunging them into a state of perpetual trepidation in order for bestial/monstrous despotism and tyranny to reign supreme for the sole pleasure of the sanguinary rock leopard, MUHAMMADU BUHARI and the other Caliphate delusionists."

"So Buhari has not come to govern Nigeria, but to inflict MAXIMUM wounds on their bodies and psyches, spirit and soul; Buhari has come to make Nigeria cry and weep; Buhari has come to put a sword on the umbilical cord that binds Nigerians together and in his arrogance he will refuse to see the handwritings that are already on the wall and on the waters of the Niger, Benue and on the CONFLUENCE!"

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PART 7

PART SIX

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•  The Scarecrow and his 100 Days of Siddon Look
•  Buhari has lost the plot
•  APC is dead!
•  Moo-moo-moo! M-o-o-o-o-o!
•  Good Night, APC!
•  Cock - a -doodle-doo!
•  Good Morning, NPC.

JOHN OYEGUN'S FOLLOW-FOLLOW IDIOCY AND COGNITIVE KWASHIORKOR

PART FIVE

SERIES: BUHARISM AND THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW...The Sudanization and eventual Somalianization of Nigeria

Muhammadu Buhari is too small to be the FATHER OF ALL NIGERIANS, for he's a highly divisive element and all Nigerians at home and in the Diaspora don't need his type as their LEADER AND FATHER FIGURE! But whilst he's marking time in that HOLY GROUND OF SERVICE in which he is a complete misfit as THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, but only as THE PRESIDENT OF AREWA, he should know: EVERY NIGERIAN MATTERS; ALL NIGERIANS MATTER; ALL THE PEOPLES OF NIGERIA MATTER; ALL THE NIGERIAN PEOPLE MATTER; ALL THE REGIONS OF NIGERIA MATTER; NORTH AND SOUTH OF NIGERIA MATTER; ALL FAITHS IN NIGERIA MATTER; ALL STATES IN NIGERIA MATTER; ALL THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT COUNCILS IN NIGERIA MATTER; ALL CULTURES AND LANGUAGES IN NIGERIA MATTER AND ALL THE ETHNIC NATIONALITIES IN NIGERIA MATTER, for our glory and beauty are to be found in our diversity.

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Introduction

In September 2013, as public clamor intensified for a Sovereign National Conference, SNC, to resolve Nigeria’s multitude of problems, Junaid Mohammed, a Caliphate Colonialist militant, threatened civil war to prevent an SNC that could jettison the fraudulent 1999 Constitution: ‘Supporters of SNC asking for civil war’—Junaid Mohammed http://www.punchng.com/news/supporters-of-snc-asking-for-civil-war/ .

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Acts of a President with a mustard seed-mind and a pawpaw tree height

PART FOUR

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Acts of a President with a mustard seed-mind and a pawpaw tree hight

PART THREE

IF YOU TALK NOW I GO EXPOSE YOU! HOW YOU GET MONEY BUY THAT YA JET AND BUILD UNIVERSITY ON TOP AM?

After that historical backgrounder in Part I, I shall now examine 4 election issues, the two on everybody’s mind —Corruption and Insecurity, with insecurity in the two forms of Boko Haram and The Fulani militia, plus two others that are not but should be on everybody’s mind namely, the 1999 Constitution—hereafter referred to as the Constitution; and Candidate Buhari. So all in all I shall examine 5 distinct election issues: Corruption; Boko Haram; The Fulani Militia; the 1999 Constitution; Candidate Buhari.

(In Condemnation of *BABA)